my bad for being a lazy fuck and not updating my journal. this weeks been pretty crazy for me. i can t believe sooooo many things happended in dis one week. from some of da best things to some of the not so good ones. goood news is dat i finally landed dat broadcom job. i wus wondering why the fuck dey didn't call me after my bomb ass interview. i never fuck up at interviews. i think its my mesmorizing smile  . but ya you have no idea about how relieved and happy i am after gettting dis offfer. maybe all my other interviews got cancelled for good reason. its funny how every things falls into place soooner or later. my trust in God has been almost fullly restored.
on the sucky part of the week i just realized dat i got butt raped by my ics final. so i'm just hoping dat everyone gets screwed ( i know dat sounds fucked up) so i can get a good grade. if dis happens i will know for sure dere is a God. hahahah... ( j/k big man... i know u watching me... just need one more favore pleeeeeeeeeeeese)
ooooooo.... i will b gettin a car too. no more fucking riding around my bike and fuckin up my nuts. i wanna have babies when i get married. too much biking is not coo. plus its hard to get a date when da only place u can take the girl is across the street for in n out. you can see me pimpin it in my white 91 integra probably dis week or so. i hope i dont lose my job otherwise my ass is screwed with the loans and insurance payments. but i really doubt it dat i'll screw up.
hmmm... tryin to eat all healthy again. the atkins diet didn't last for more dan 8 hours. i don't really care if dat shit works or not. i can't live without eating rice and bread and pasta. why would u wanna torture yourself. so cookin my own shit now. no more eating everyday at subway. dat shit starts addin up.
eating healthy or not, you should be satisfied with the way you are. my dad always told me that whenever u doubt yourself and need encouragement to always look at someone whose lower than you. look at all people that are doin worse than you. and den think dat how fortunate you are with what you have. dere is alwayz gonna b someone better than you. alwayz. no point feeling depressed just cause you can't achieve that point. so if you think you are over weight or not good looking etc... look at some whose weighs more than you and thank god dat you are not in dat person's shoes. sounds hella fucked up but its true.
gotta study for finals and discuss my master business with some professors... will update soon biaaatches
here's a joke to end stupid xanga
| A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A sea gull shit in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook." |
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